A Talking Coffee Maker Going Hay-Wired

We all love coffee first thing in the morning; so imagine you had a talking coffee maker who refuses to make your coffee one fine morning. What would you do: yell at it; whack it; over use it, when it starts making your coffee; beg it to function well; or give it a kiss first thing in the morning? Well, this coffee maker knows all the general vocabulary spoken to it everyday, except it doesn’t know how to convey the message that its wiring is over used. It will sound like a stuck up tape recorder, “no coffee output” or “invalid button pressed” or “kettle not set in place”. Isn’t it better not to rely on these talking machines than to get irritated first thing in the morning?